biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

marsziepan:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

just-binch-thoughts:

biggest-gaudiest-patronuses:

oh no i’ve had a Thought

*cocks gun*

mike wazowski wearing a face mask but in the back it ties around in a g-string

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@biggest-gaudiest-patronuses

Mike Wassoutski

I know I suggested this but I was genuinely unprepared for the intense pseronal anguish of coming face to face with the obvious consequences of my sin

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

mrspider-deactivated20221213:

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

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always

happy lesbian day

peridotite:

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happy pink super moon lesbian day of visibility

wildnoutinwildemount:
“catboy-doofenshmirtz:
“[ID: A caption from Derry girls,showing two teenage girls in school uniforms holding up newspapers to hand out and yelling (captioned): “lesbians really do exist!” /End ID]
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HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY...

wildnoutinwildemount:

catboy-doofenshmirtz:

[ID: A caption from Derry girls,showing two teenage girls in school uniforms holding up newspapers to hand out and yelling (captioned): “lesbians really do exist!” /End ID]

HAPPY LESBIAN VISIBILITY DAY!

babyhellboy:

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poc punks bc this website is slacking

brunhiddensmusings:

990000:

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simongerman600

i was going to say ‘i have no idea what to do with this information’ but then i realized its a handy guide to generate fake words that sound english

lunarexpressions:

tiktoks-for-tired-tots:

[Transcript:

Hi, this is how I wrap presents for people with lower fine motor control; it could be older people, younger people, people with disabilities.

You can use ribbon you already have for wrapping present, and I measured around the item I am about to wrap leaving a little bit of room for the handle.

I taped the beginning end of the ribbon to the box and then loop back the extra ribbon to make a handle, and it should look something like this

You can wrap pretty much like you normally do as long as you make sure that the handle is exposed .

You could even tie something onto the handle for extra support

All done!

End Transcript]

Punctuation and spacing was added for readability but all the text is verbatim.

jaubaius:

Octopus walking on the beach

sexhaver:

pissvortex:

unclefather:

unclefather:

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the lad just stepped out for a smoke let him be

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thepoisonroom:

friendship is when you hear the stupidest most annoying thing you’ve experienced in your life then immediately share it with everyone like

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greatwesternrailway:

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reductress does it again

Anonymous:

why are cheetahs not technically big cats? is it just because they're weird as hell or do they not meet some big cat criteria?

bunjywunjy:

bunjywunjy:

so the thing about Big Cats is that they’re all closely related members of the genus Panthera

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because they’re all part of the same lineage, they share a lot of traits like the ability to roar.

and cheetahs are actually members of a completely different cat lineage altogether, the genus Acinonyx!

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they’re not very closely related to the big cats at all and are actually most closely related to Pumas, which you can totally see if you stack them up next to each other and squint really hard. 

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it’s okay though, the cheetah can still be the biggest cat in our hearts :’)

also some of you may have picked up on this, but the reason that the cheetah’s closest modern relative is a family of cats on an entirely separate fucking continent is that… drumroll please… cheetahs actually evolved in North America!

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B-DM TSCH!

about nine million years ago in North America, cheetahs and pumas split off from the rest of the small-cat lineage together and evolved into their separate groups! different species of now-extinct ancient cheetahs thrived in North America for millions of years, streaking across the prairies and clobbering the everloving shit out of any herbivore too slow to get out of the way.

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(this is why the North American pronghorn antelope is actually the second-fastest land animal alive today, despite not having any current predators even vaguely in their speed range! once upon a time, not that long ago, they had to dodge a prehistoric cheetah that could pull highway-level speeds.)

cheetahs were successful enough that they even made it out of North America and into Eurasia via the Bering Land Bridge, only making it to Africa after conquering their way across the steppes!

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but things changed, as they always do, and global climate disruption led the the extinction of all cheetah species except the one in Africa, effectively terminating the entire cheetah dynasty.

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do they remember? I hope so.

pumas are doing JUST FINE, though! guess there’s something to be said for being a mid-sized hypergeneralist predator in the face of global change.

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packagehandler:

Me as an art critic: this piece really explores the… Misogyny of the artist 🤔

benchowmein:

pleasereturntoheaven:

*gets dressed up to spend time in the woods alone*

once at dawn i dressed up in my regency suit and went for a walk in the woods where i heard someone go “oh” (a little like a moan) and i got terrified i’d interrupted someone dogging or something so i immediately tried to walk away before i saw the person in question, who was just walking their dog (dogging in a sense!) and i got even more scared because they were wearing black skinny jeans and a black hoodie so they looked like they had very long slender arms and legs, and both of us were really shaken so i quickly tried to get out of sight. anyway i forgot i was wearing full 1810s regencywear complete with hat and probably looked significantly more like a ghost than they did. remember you’re never alone in the woods

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